Hell is hell
(...but the girls are swell!)

Trapped here in the afterlife
I feel quite confused.
Recently I lost my life.
I am not amused.

Red quy's shouting at me
and the air is rather hot.
Is this the place I wanna be?
I think rather not!

Hell is hell.
Hell is hell
...but the girls are swell!

Nothing's as bad as it seems,
'cause on second sight
I recognized the beauty
of the creatures of the night.

They walk on high-heel hooves
and their tongues are rather long.
After all this place ain't bad.
I guess I'll get along.

Hell is hell.
Hell is hell
...but the girls are swell!

[Give me a nice hot place in hell...]